[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
Man f** the rest of you wussies
I swear I'm fresher than the frozen food section you p**y
p**y keep tryna push me I'll push you under the couch
Lachow, Ima die wit a blunt in my mouth
I been around long enough that I think it's safe to say
You should put a huckleberry in when you saying my name
Theres not a gang in the game that can hang wit the rap boys
Tell me little homie whats a charmander to a blastoise
My coffee black, my water fiji, this worlds crazy
My friends rap, my hood hustles, my girls a waitress
On tour, Last stop, I met mad friends, Blew mad pot
Wait, That flow s**s, You f**s need to get off that flows nuts
Ima hop into a buick say goodbye to my b**hes and leave em in the rear view
Get a blunt and a bottle and zip around a couple hours, till we end up in another little city near you
Andre nickatina taught me how to smoke
And teenage mutant ninja turtles taught me how fight
Not a lots changed since my last EP
The same kid same rider i just bought a better bike
RIP to mac dre
And ima keep it that way
When i finally make it down to the bay, ima shut it down
Start a couple riots on the way, ratatatataa
Thank you
80 bars come again times 2
From the mind that brought you the rhymes
That got you to grind the pot u rollin up myy dude
Im glad we got this chance to slow it down a bit
Cause ever bar i spit is money, no counterfeit
And i been working on my temper, toned it down a bit
Cause i might f** around and have me a lachowder fit
My homies know what im talkin bout, they clown a bit
My little brother just graduated im proud of him
Take your diploma homie look to the skies
I look at him and recognize that same look in his eyes
Damn, do i still got the spirit i see in him
Do i still got the hunger thats deep within
Am i, still the kid with a candy store in my closet
Stealin hershy's from deli and sellin em back for profit
Ive always been a hustler thats a fact
Never much of a pimp, but i could mac
I think its time for us to pick another beats
Now lets get back to the ratchet before i fall asleep
Last weekend i partied in cincinatti
Met a girl on twitter thought she was s**y and had a fatty
So i brought to the homes crib she told me she was 19
She look the part and who the hell am i to check her ID
It sounds s*utty don't it?
I had a s*utty moment
I made a rule against it
sh** i already broke it
Im 22 and im already on tour
Im getting money makin music i already want more
Im a skinny coo cat from the city, right
You wanna smoke a couple bats sh** im wit, aight
Till you took a couple pulls, you was babysittin too
Now your high as hell next thing u know im baby sittin you
Im an ignorant jerk, that was my ignorant verse
Rappin bout b**hes and drug, instead of women i love
It seem like just yesterday i was a seventh grade newbie
I still remember that day i felt on my first black booty
Tanieka thought i was cute swear she was feelin me too
She be like thats my little whiteboy, she like aw thats my boo
But....she tellin me im just a friend woah...
I never got to get it in no..
8th grade ima run the rest of the year
Ima feel on my first tities i feel the s** in the air
Ha, a youngin looking for a little romancing
I swear this song brings me back to hella middle school dances
Little advances grindin on precilla and candace
Feelin romantic trying not to k** all my chances
She finally said im not a friend...woah
I finally got to get it in...yo
But naw baby u won't get more from me
I got enough friends already, and i don't need more buddies
I need a girl wit a job, one who can roll up the bud, baby
I don't want no scrubs
I need a girl who really wit it if i ask her to she'll a burner wit her
If i want the mona lisa she gone paint a perfect picture
And ill give the same love back
I promise ill give the same love back
Call me sammy huckleberry lachow
But kinda scarier now
I got a tour to run tomorrow hitting various towns
And you may find me in your city but im barely around
I don't think of the future im chillin here in the now
Sammy Lachow
Sa-a-a-a-a-m Sa-a-a-a-a-a-m S-a-a-mmy Lachow, no man
That sh** makes me feel like the motherf**er of all motherf**ers!