[Hook]
I ain't even planning on gettin' up
So f** you, you goddamn roosters
Why the f** are you even awake
You're pissing me off, you damn roosters
I ain't even planning on gettin' up
So f** you, you goddamn roosters
Why the f** are you even awake
You're pissing me off, you damn roosters
[Verse 1]
co*k-a-doodle-doo
I'll smack the sh** outta you
Who the f** says that? Who?
If birds had school
You'd flunk the f** out for squawking like a fool
I call my co*k a noodle too
I'll co*k your waddle back like full throttle
Put a message in a bottle and throw it in the water
It'll read: f** Roosters!
I was trying to sleep
Their squawking woke me up from my dreams
So I k**ed 'em all
Now they extinct
[Hook]
I ain't even planning on gettin' up
So f** you, you goddamn roosters
Why the f** are you even awake
You're pissing me off, you damn roosters
I ain't even planning on gettin' up
So f** you, you goddamn roosters
Why the f** are you even awake
You're pissing me off, you damn roosters
[Verse 2]
Mother-clucker, dick-s**er
Your hen's a b**h
I stuck her with my knife, f** her
f** 'em all
If you a co*k, where's your balls?
They're too small
f** this, I'm dead tired
Wanna go back to bed, long day ahead
I need some rest
I never would have guessed I'd be blessed with
A feathered alarm clock with bagpipe lungs in his chest
Thanks but no thanks nature
If you don't take it back
I'mma take it down
[Hook]
I ain't even planning on gettin' up
So f** you, you goddamn roosters
Why the f** are you even awake
You're pissing me off, you damn roosters
I ain't even planning on gettin' up
So f** you, you goddamn roosters
Why the f** are you even awake
You're pissing me off, you damn roosters