I'm in show business for the chicks
And everyone else, they're just dicks.
I love me and lots of money.
I buy food. I buy stuff. And I'm funny.
Chorus:
I am a son of a b**h . . .
(he's one hell of a guy)
I am a son of a b**h . . .
(he's one hell of a guy)
(deleted verse:
Writin' songs about things like trees.
Sayin' they're awesome ‘cause they bring breeze.
Sing a song about a crocodile.
with my mountain of money, I snort coke by the pile)
I screw chicks like it was my job.
Behind their backs I work for the mob.
Signing all of the autographs ‘cause I'm full of sa**
Hanging out with rock stars ‘cause I'm bad a**
(Chorus) (repeat)