Chorus: Bree Walker
Sweet Talker
Night Stalker
Punt Blocker
Affirmative action in the workplace
The station manager informed
She's got a cute little face
But her hands are deformed
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Mongrel Agent Orange baby
She's got a fin for a limb.
Maybe you and me
Can screw behind Jim.
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How does she pick up a pencil?
How does she use a pen?
When she's on the channel 2 news
Her hands are not her friends.
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When I wake up in the morning
And before I go to bed
Without your stumpy fingers,
Babe I might as well be dead
2 Chorus
Every night at 11
Before Letterman
I look at your face
And I long to touch your fin
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(four cycles, then slow)