* the original version
What'd ya call me?
[yo, yo, d, yo, check out them girls over there, man
?? ready, you down? let's roll on 'em
You wid it? come on, let's do it
Hey-a, yeah, my name's hurby luv bug this is my man d
We're checkin' y'all out, we know y'all were checking us out
So we said hey, what the hell, just roll on over but...
Y'all wanna come down over to the crib?
A little place i got over there in the hills
Ya know, fat jacuzzi...we can get busy]
Homegirls, attention you must pay
So listen close to what i say
Don't take this a simple rhyme
Cuz this type of thing happens all the time
Now what would you do if a stranger said hi?
Would you dis him or would you reply?
If you answer there is a chance
That you'd become a victim of circumstance
Am i right, fellas? tell the truth
Or else i'm-a have to show and prove
You are what you are, i am what i am
It just so happens that most men are...
Tramp (what'd ya call me?)
[mmmm-hmmm, babe, i ain't gonna lie - you look good
I know it - i look good, too
But why don't you and me and my dog
Go do the do]
Have you ever seen a dude who's stupid and rude?
Whenever he's around he dogs your mood
I know a guy like that, girl
He thinks he's god's gift to the world
You know that kind, excited all the time
With nothing but s** on the mind
I'm no stunt, on me he can't front
I know the real deal, i know what they want
It's me (why?) because i'm so s**y
It's me (what?) don't touch my body! (boy!)
Cuz you see i ain't no skeezer
But on a real tip i think he's a...
Tramp (what'd ya call me?)
[huh, what? hey, whoa, wait a minute...
It's not what it looks like, baby, just chill
Wait a minute, where you goin'?
I'm tryin' to tell you it ain't exactly...
Look, what are you doin' with that bat?]
On the first date he thought i was a dummy
He had the nerve to tell me he loved me
But of course, i knew it was a lie, y'all
He undressed me with his eyeballs
Trying to change the whole subject
Cuz everything he said pertained to s**
So i dissed him, i said, "you's a s**er!
Get your dirty mind out the gutter
You ain't gettin' paid, you ain't knockin' boots
You ain't treating me like no prostitute"
Then i walked away, he called me a teaser
You're on a mission, kid - yo, he's a...
Tramp (what'd ya call me?)
[yo, baby, come here for a second
I ain't your baby, tramp
You sick little...
Oh yeah? your sister]
Tramp