Out in the parking lot
The first snow was coming down
I hid my frown and decided it was time
His jeans were sagging, shoelace untied
I put it all aside
He parked the wagon
The tail pipe dragging
Find 1340 on your dial
It'll make you smile
Join Roy, Bob & the boys
On W-I-R-Y, oh, why?
‘Cause in this great big nation
We're your hometown station
So we bought the ring
With a color center stone
I wore an antique skirt
With polka dots and a shirt
The judge staggered in the room
Stinking of gin and gloom
I saw the witness wink
”10 bucks and I'll sing”
Find 1340 on your dial
It'll make you smile
Join Roy, Bob & the boys
On W-I-R-Y, oh, why?
‘Cause in this great big nation
We're your hometown station
So we married
By the shores of Lake Champlain
The sun was going down
I felt a flutter in my brain
And I wondered was it wise
To share my surprise
Turned the radio on with the same ol' song…