Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein
They aren't ready for these hips of mine
They may be desingers but they haven't designed
Jeans to fit your valentine
They make womens' clothes for the long and the lean
I got too much bu*t for one pair of jeans
Well if a gown's too big it don't fit the holster
I don't buy jeans--I get reupholstered.
An acre of denim custom cut. Sewn with care to fit this bu*t
Well if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream
Too much bu*t for one pair of jeans
Too much bu*t. What?
Too much bu*t. Ah no, baby
Too much bu*t. Tell me how could that be?
Too much bu*t. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what.
There's no such thing as too much bu*t
(Ain't no bu*ts about it, baby)
Well you know on a plane it's a little bit tight
My bu*t's wedged in for the whole damn flight.
And if you're next to me you'd better be nice.
Cause this bu*t can be a flotation device.
If we go down--ah you know what I mean.
Too much bu*t for one pair of jeans
Too much bu*t. What?
Too much bu*t. Ah no, baby
Too much bu*t. Tell me how could that be?
Too much bu*t. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what.
There's no such thing as too much bu*t
When I bend over I may block the sun
I may be two but I'm your only one
On a scale of one to ten. You know I'm your twenty.
How could you want more? This girl's got plenty.
I know what you like and you like what you see.
Too much bu*t for one pair of jeans
Too much bu*t. What?
Too much bu*t. Ah no, baby
Too much bu*t. Tell me how could that be?
Too much bu*t. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot but I'll tell you what.
There's no such thing as too much bu*t
Well if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream
Too much bu*t for one pair of jeans.