[Verse 1: Carlos the Dwarf]
Making k**er profits
And I'm the k**er prophet
Misogyny is cool
And even in my youth I said
"f** girls, I'm always feeling too much tooth"
But times they aren't the same
And all the b**hes complain
About this cool disease i spread
Make their p**y taste like bread
bu*ter up, in I come
And then in my dick I lead
Ba** drops
To make all b**hes wet
Squirting out, oh so hard
Gonna "make the jelly set"
Double hold a beat
And all the b**hes like "whaaaat?"
On my dick, she will sit
Come on bro lets see some squats
Pumping out the iron
And I'm cumming like a lion
Im the king, she will sing
"OH SASSY, fu*k ME"
In the panorama
You can see me hammer hannah
Bigger banana than the hulk
It's all the gamma
The organic hispanic
Will make you panic like titanic
Smash into an iceberg
And you all b**hes are manic
This is a confession of depression
My impression of this
Session will make me question
My succession of regression on my obsession
[Verse 2: Ding Dong Fallujah Pants]
This whack rap scene
Or on her back on the bed
In either situation
I'm going to get ahead
I'd rather pay for these ho's
Then waste time on this girl
Well I guess free s**
Is the most expensie in the world
b**hes coming up like
'I'm your biggest fan'
And she s**s like a hoover
Damn
Cops s**ing co*ks
Shaped like Glocks
Make them pop
Haters hating on us
Cause they don't know
How to stop
These Sa**y Window beats
Where we drop it
Like it's not
You know we make it rain
And then it pours
But you're so poor
We f** your mom so hard
She has to lick it
Off the floor
You know that she's so ugly
But we keep coming
Back for more
Your sh**s so wrong
And your flow
Is so lame
In other words
You're pretty much
2 Chainz
Boy, I can't wait
To hear the theme
Of his latest song
Wait, let me guess
Is it
Louis Vuitton?
See us cruising down your street
And you know
That we go hard
I'm reppin T-dot
I'm emphasising
All my R's