He was born in a dojo
Down on 24th street
The son of an asian man
Well he was adopted
But they still taught him karate
And a little guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your a** and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star
He saw a flyer
For a battle of the bands
He signed up right away
He saw this as a contest
To utilize both his sk**s
So he wrote this song to sing
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your a** and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star
He came in last place
Because he didn't know
You shouldn't k** the other bands
So Rick was arrested
And sent to jail for life
But you can always hear him sing
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your a** and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star