Im in love with the girl on tv
She sparkles like an angel
She smiles just for me
And though women try to tempt me
They need to understand that I'm a taken man
My heart belongs to another
I tracked her down and I went to her home
I climbed up to her window, and I found her alone
She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep
Hooooly sh** a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth
All hail Glycon the all powerful