[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Hell
Remember when we was young
And we used to go
(ahhhhhhhhhh) *repeated*
Ah, Punch Call!
No no, remember when we used to say who could do this the longest
(ahhhhhhhhh) *repeated*
*breaks down*
Ahhhh!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
All right, I'm about to put it
Goin down, down
[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
I am the U-N-I, The Q-U-E, the G to the O-D
I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man called Unique G
Well, my name is known all over the world
To the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
I go down in history
As the baddest brother that ever could be
You couldn't show me
Didn't know me
How to be a true MC
My advantage on the M-I-C is the slang
That I manifest so you could never hang
Obviously you know my name by now
I done thrown stupid parties all through your town
Dirt McGirt...that's my motherf**ing name
Love to flirt...that's my motherf**ing game
They said "Who wanna be an MC?"
I am the original G-O-D
Making young ladies scream's my specialty
See my style, different from yours
Make young b**h wanna drop the drawers
[Interlude: Icelene Jones]
f** that bullsh** Unique
You my motherf**ing husband
I ain't got no motherf**ing time for them b**hes
You better come home with me
You better bring your motherf**ing a** home tonight, motherf**er
I ain't got no motherf**ing time for no b**hes calling my motherf**ing house with that bullsh**
You got three f**ing babies to take care of
f** that sh**
[Interlude: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Matter of fact, I gotta song for you all:
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
WHERE BLUEBIRDS FLY
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
WHY OH WHY
HEAR ME NOW!
[Verse 2: Ol' Dirty ba*tard]
Style funky, you know dat's me
KILLER BEE whohoho ONE MAN ARMY
Down for mine when I go on tour
Throw your hands in the air if you want more
Style is evil is like an wicked witch
With the mi-ca-phone spliggh! Funky as a b**h
Which is which, makes me nasty nasty
Next on the mic is the rappin NUH
You want some of the Ason's gun
Shoot the n***a, BLAAOW, reaches no one
Then you KNOW not to touch my HOE
I like livin my own f**in show