[Verse 1: Gayface]
November
What's with the f**ing Christmas lights?
Don't put them up yet
Wait until December
That is when it's Christmas
[Verse 2: Gayface]
In November
You've still got f**ing ages until it's Christmas
Don't know any other words
[Bridge: Ryan]
I think it's December
[Outro: Gayface]
It is December
The 8th