[Produced by Just Blaze]
[Intro]
‘Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on a bigger stage
They came to see you spit your game
So it shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you came back again
You hate the fame, love the game
Cold as ice you remain
f** them all! Tell them all eat sh**; here we go again!
Goddamn, is it that time again already?
Haha, you don't look too happy to see me
f**, man, don't everybody welcome me back at once
All right, just f** y'all then!
[Verse 1]
You can get the dick, just call me the ball sack; I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this b**h, dog; fall back, you mutts!
f** your worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy
f** it, a sick duck, I want my duck sicked, mommy
And my nuts licked, gobble them up trick, yummy
b**h, you don't f**in' think I know
That you s** dick, dummy?
You'll get your bu*t kicked, f** all that love sh**, honey
Yeah, I laugh when I call you a s*ut, it's funny
Shorty dance while I diss you to the beat, f** the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve, s**er
Motherf**a, might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, ‘cause I'm just a mean co*ks**er
The sh** is on, ‘cause you went and pissed me off
Now I'm sh**tin' and pissin' on everybody
Give a f** if it's right or wrong
So puff the Buddha, light a bong
But take a look at Mariah
Next time I inspire you to write a song; come on!
[Hook]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's 20 below
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
Know-know-know, know-know, know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows
Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh
[Verse 2]
f** it, I'm a loose cannon
Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Y'all are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standin'
I'll set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not f**in' around
Mothaf**a, I'll show you p**yfootin'
I'll kick a b**h in the c*nt 'til it makes a queef
And sounds like a f**in' whoopee cushion
Who the f** is you pushin'?
You must've mistook me for some sissy soft punk
Lookin' for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead, f**in' hater, push me!
I'll told you ain't no f**ing way to shush me
Call me a f*ggot, ‘cause I hate a p**y
Man the f** up, sissy! G's up
All you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
“Shady ease up, man, chill!”
Naw, I can't, goddamn it, rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can't fill
sh** the day that happens the world will stop spinnin'
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a standstill
During a earthquake, urine in your face, ‘cause you're fake
"Ah! What the f**? That hurt! Wait!
Ah what the f**! I just got struck by lightning."
All right then I quit, God, I give up
Call it "Evil That Men Do"
Lord, forgive me for what my pen do
“This is for your sins, I cleanse you, you can repent
But I warn you: if you continue, to Hell I send you”
And just then the wind blew, and I said...
[Hook]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's 20 below
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
Know-know-know, know-know, know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows
Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh
[Verse 3]
How long will I be this way? Shady until my dyin' day
'Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say, "So long!"
'Til then I'll drop the f**in' bombs
Like I missed the pa** when I went long
If you don't like it, you can kiss my a** in a lint thong
Now sing along, s*ut this, s*ut that
Learn the words to the song!
"Oh, b**hes don't like that." Homie, I'll be nicer to women when Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimmin'
Man, I'm a cold soul, I roll solo
So don't compare me to them other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums, yeah
I'm bananas, p**y, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-tune
The last thing you want to do, is have me spit out a rhyme
And say "I was writing this and I thought of you," so...
[Hook]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's 20 below
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
Know-know-know, know-know, know
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows
Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh
[Outro]
I don't know, I don't know, what caused
I don't know what caused me to be this way
I don't know, I don't know
But I'll probably be this way 'til my dying day
I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold
Mean things I don't mean to say
I guess this is how you made me