[Intro: Ryan Avenue]
Aye man, pull up right there for me
[Verse: Ryan Avenue]
Ride around the city in the Uber whip
CMB put me on, now I'm doing sh**
And this b**h wet, she ain't got to lube a dick
I f**ed her inside of the Uber, I am stupid lit
We got the aux chord playing with the trap sh**
Backseat reserved for a motherf**ing bad b**h
Leaning out the window, play with choppers like a savage
Elmer Fud my ego and these pussies look like wabbits
All I want is green sh**, lettuce and the cabbage
I went vegetarian when I started this rap sh**
Since I started working, I ain't even touched a mattress
Acting motherf**ers got the game full of Brad Pitts
Hotbox in the Uber, I'm smoking with the shooters
Designer sh** we rock it, we got Gucci, Ferragamo and Medusa, aye!
You see me stunting on the freeway
I go to work a Louis duffle for a briefcase
I f** a b**h and now she sees me on the weekdays
Pockets in the back are full of money, that's a cheesecake
That p**y was so good, I had to come for seconds
And yes, I know it's seconds 'cause I always count my blessings
And shawty came from somewhere in the suburbs if I'm guessing
But ain't no destination, so don't ask me for directions
I told the Uber driver we're just riding 'cause we're flexing
And ain't no place to do it unless we're riding up in Memphis
We speeding down the highway, ain't got time to be arrested
And we ain't got insurance, ain't no Geico or Progressive
I f** up, learn a lesson, but it's how I live my life
And if living don't feel risky then you just ain't living right
Have these b**hes going Mario, she go down on my pipe
And shoutout DJ Dario, he's k**ing all his nights
And shoutout Choppayo, DvpeAssDarren, shoutout Pricey
That mixtape guaranteed to snatch a motherf**er's wifey
I'm Avenue the stunna, I be anywhere the light be
I need some different haters 'cause the old ones are starting to like me
I came up in this b**h, a motherf**er straight saucin'
Fresh new sh**, ain't give no f** what the cost is
Uber going everywhere, cities I be crossing
Started riding lonely now I'm riding with the bosses, yeah
[Outro: Ryan Avenue]
Hey, you can go ahead and take a left now