[Intro]
Hey, Rusher, man
Seriously bruv, let's think about it:
Do you want some little rough thing coming up to you going, "I really really wanna s** your dick, c'mere"?
Or do you want like some proper posh nice thing coming up to you going, "I really want to s** your co*k"?
[Pre-Hook x2: Tomi Adeosun]
Tell me what you want me to do
You just tell me what you want and I'll do it
[Verse 1]
Now tell me why do they like geezers?
And why should they please us?
Cause surely, if they're posh and rich they're picky like tweezers?
But still, they try and seize us, I pop 'em with ease
Maybe they're dropping to their knees because i'm dropping my Ts
She had me when she said "Ell, you know my legs spread well
At school I weren't a prefect but they called me the head girl."
Pronunciation runnier than honey, I think it's kinda funny
Cause though she wants my co*k I want her daddy's money
Into the toilets, skip the foreplay, grip the doorway, like BK
You can have it your way, she's so polite
She'll always say, "Was that okay?"
She always pays for the taxi home, she's clearly a giver
But unlike all the cabbies she goes south of the river (Know what I mean?)
[Hook]
You can say what you like about posh birds
You can think what you want about rich girls
But they hear my geezer voice in the club
And we always ending up in the bedroom
[Pre-Hook]
[Verse 2]
Another weekend to overspend, chat a bird up just to bury my ends
Plunder their underwear, trust me bruv, you best beware
You want the front cover of Vanity Fair? You ain't gonna find it in Leicester Square
Where s*uts get pissed beyond compare, end up looking the worse for wear
You ain't gotta act like a millionaire if you wanna get your hands on the silverware
What do I mean? I hear you ask, a piece of arse with a piece of cla**
Posh little rich girl, wants to be an "it" girl
Prim and proper voice, but you know she s**s dick well
Head off to Chelsea, the p**y there is wealthy
Appetites for geezers are very very healthy
Saw a little blonde thing strutting her stuff
I could tell she was dirt from the way she puffed
"Oi love, you wanna bit of rough?"
Two hours pa**, I'm inside her muff
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Now I know you're probably thinking, "Example, he's a snob
Because he's only letting honeys that are posh touch his knob"
See, there's a very good reason these young girls are good with their gobs
You see a school that is boarding is very rewarding
It's in boredom, disorder, they're midnight marauding
Then escape from their warden to broaden horizons
They had their little eyes on a couple of guys
And before they even knew it they were unzipping flies
See, if you take away a childhood then the child could
Strictly grow up far too quickly like a youth in the wild wood
Look at her, she's sweet sixteen in a mink coat
Little would you know that she's proficient at deep throat
[Hook]
[Outro]
I mean, who, who the f** is this Example guy?
He's come out of f**ing nowhere
And you know, he just thinks he's some f**ing big hot stuff
He's got nothing! He's got nothing!
I know I've got a brand new Audi A3, I mean my dad's got [?] and I'll take it if you want
But, you know what I mean, it really upsets me, because... I mean, he's just f**ing taking all the women now