Alright kids. are you ready for me?
I know i look good. but theres always room for improvement
All i want for christmas is my liposuction
I want some lipo honey
I want you to put it all over my body
All i want for christmas is my cheek implants
And my chin implant
And lets see, my bu*t should be risen
Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic
Some even say that im a phony
But ive dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain't no bologna! HAHAH
Soooooo all i want for christmas is my nose fixed up
Hey, i want a nose job: RHINOPLASTY
All i want for christmas is my teeth capped
I want my teeth capped, and throw in an eye job while your at it
Mm mm mm
Oh yeah honey
You know this is a day of shame. look at these thighs
Honey, gravity is a b**h
Tell me about it
But baby, i got my secret weapon
And whats that girl?
Park avenue plastic surgeon
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!
All i want for christmas is my ribs removed
I want my ribs removed, i want..
I DONT NEED EM NO MORE!!!
All i want for christmas is my cheek implants
Throw in a derma peel while your at it
Doctor, doctor, hurry please
Your needed here on the double
All the other queens, there jealous of me
And there mens gonna be in trouble! HAHAAH
All i want for christmas is my face lifted
I want my face lifted, i want my face SNATCHED
All i want for christmas is my face SNATCHED, so i can be ohh so marvelous
Ohhhh honey, i could use it all over my body, heheh
Nahhh, i ain't got nothin against it
Honey ive been s**ed, plucked, sinched, pinched, pulled, snatched, baby i have had every procedure done
And as long as theres a doctor on park avenue, i'll be lookin good
Ohhhh yeah honey, im lookin good
Hun let me tell you somethin
Miss pauls gon be fresh. fresh as a daisy
Some parts are fake, some parts are plastic
Some even say that im a phony
But ive dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain't no bologna! HAHHAAAH
All i want for christmas is my breast implants
I want my breast implants, baby i WANT my breast implants!
All i want for christmas is my tummy tucked, so i can look real purrrty!
Ok so michelle. do you remember your first chrismas at home?
Ohhh yahhh
Oh really? what what, what toys did you get? do you remember?
Well a lot of, um, toys with batteries
Uh huh
And um, i remember taking them into the back of the car, and playing with them for hours and my mom come knockin on the door and said "WHATS ALL THAT BUZZIN?!"
Hahhhahahah. hahahaah