[Verse 1: Rudy Williams]
Yeah, I paint pictures like a artist and I'm quick to draw
My music keeps my people moving like they sniffing raw
I'm talking business I don't need to get my b**h involved
That kush it fills my brain with smoke just like a crystal ball
Try not to talk on the phone if it's anything important
It ain't that I been selling dope I just don't trust informants
All the small plans turn into something enormous
All the jealous haters, I blame it on my performance
Just like Jim Carrey I'm going to give it to cleverly
Spit the sh** of living color RIP to Heavy D
Puffing on that heavy tree I cruise like I'm Penelope
Bumping on that Twista I'm an overnight celebrity
See these fiends feening I got many more begging
And my music is a drug, you get it 24/7
See they ears itching any time they need a fix
And my spitting's got them feeling like they just filled a prescription
This will have them crying, naw this will have them scheming
This will have them thinking which rapper it is that they believe in
With my Calvin Johnson flow I got my listeners receiving
To this real sh**, I pledge allegiance
[Hook x2]
Uh, I only like it if it's real sh** (real sh**)
Uh, I'm only messing with a real b**h (real b**h)
Uh, trying to make some cash real quick (real quick)
Uh, so crank the volume if you feel this (if you feel this)
[Verse 2: Rudy Williams]
I've got a fetish for going over my budget (sh**)
It ain't a problem cause really I'm just in love with it
In this economy, y'all can turn bummy quick
I won't stop hustling until my team's tummy thick
Money clip right inside my jeans on some dummy sh**
Honey dip looking knockout I call her Sonny List
You can put your bets on me, I'll make your money flip
No funny sh**, I got it wrapped just like a mummy get
Let me explain what I'm doing in short
My pa**ion is Bo Jackson and my music's a sport
I'm bringing hip hop way beyond the usual sort
Until my album gets a rating in Consumers Report
My attitude's compared to Michael Jordan's mood on the court
It ain't how I see the game it's what I do to ignore it
The industry needs direction I'm the dude to explore it
It's Mr. Williams, but ya'll can call me Rudy for short
[Hook] x2