On the first day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
A big old bag of some tree
On the second day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the third day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Five spinnin' rims
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Six free Chileans
five spinnin' rims,
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Seven hookers, hookin'
Six free Chileans
Five spinnin' rims
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Eight b**hes, b**hing,
seven hookers, hooking
six free Chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight b**hes, b**hing,
seven hookers, hooking
six free Chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Ten crips a-cripping
Nine strippers, dancing
Eight b**hes, b**hing,
seven hookers, hooking
six free Chileans
five...
fou-
four bi-
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Eleven pimps a-pimping,
Ten crips a-cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight b**hes, b**hing,
seven hookers, hooking
six free Chileans
five... (music muted) oh f**.
(music resumes)
The f**? Oh, is that supposed to be a cappella?
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my nucka gave to me:
Twelve nuckas, nuckin
eleven f**in' something
Ten crips a-cripping
Nine strippers, stripping
Eight b**hes, b**hing,
seven hookers, hooking
six free Chileans
five spinnin' rims
four big a** blunts,
three fat hoes,
two stolen cars,
and a big old bag of some tree