Sam's the true hero of lord of the rings
While Frodo just stood there and did nothing
Sam caught the food and cooked the fish
Frodo held the ring and continued to b**h
Sam's the true hero of lord of the rings
While Frodo just stood there and did nothing
Sam caught the food and cooked the fish
Frodo held the ring and continued to b**h
One Ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
One Ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
Sam fought giant spiders and orcs and sh**
Frodo was stuck on smeagle's dick
Sam carried Frodo up Mt. Doom
Frodo could throw the ring in, he was just a poon
Sam fought giant spiders and orcs and sh**
Frodo was stuck on smeagle's dick
Sam carried Frodo up Mt. Doom
Frodo could throw the ring in, he was just a poon
One Ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
One Ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
You Shall Not Pa**!