Verbal dexterity plus estuary accent is what leads to parody of - Parklife
But words used efficiently can be dangerous tools that slice through propaganda like a - sharp knife
We can't get our heads around the fact that five families have as much dough as twelve million Brits, that can't be right in any accent - cla** strife
Can't be polysyllabic and talk about important things unless you went to school in a top hat and tails - Eton
Who can we turn to in this apocalyptic, apoplectic climate? David Cameron? - Arse wipe
You must be joking
And our ineffective system and poxy media means the only alternative seems to be mugs like Nigel Farage - far right
Suppose we can just distract ourselves with consumer trinkets from companies that exploit our resources and don't pay their taxes - Starbucks
Oh well, don't take it too seriously, we'll all be dead soon