Well thanks a lot thank you Now I'm the talk of the town Of all the fools they drink to I am the king of the clowns I play the lonely joker I take what fun I can find I laugh when things aren't funny I throw away my last dime You're not mine so I waste my time in pantomime It's pantomime I'm ready for lonely fun times, yeah Loud music may dull my mind Black coffee and electric sunshine
Get set for this pantomime I-ay-ay-ay cry inside cause you're not mine I-ay die-ay-ay-ay inside cause you're not mine I pantomime Laughing when I feel like crying Crying when I feel like dying You're not mine so I waste my time in pantomime Bring on the girls and the parties, yeah Guitars and drums beating time Be merry, be gay and hardy, yeah I'm set for this pantomime