I said wait a minute lady aren't you the one I've just been making
I made you she said so sit down and listen
I brought you in from the ice into these dreams of down home cooking
Wasn't my idea to call it civilization
And in a flash I saw the truth about what we were building
I said if you're so f**ing smart why did you start it you big pranny
You'd must have known you'd also make the Pope and Richard Nixon
She said I'm just a girl but I can change it
I was drifting far beyond the point of desperation
When in she flew and flung her arms around me
I said is this a deputation from reliberation
She said I don't know but can you free me?
Cuz the women in in my group are into unconscious castration
But I just need a man to plug in me
I'm tired of sliding down the razor's edge of my frustration
I said great come on then baby do me
But just as we were getting down to birthday suits and foolin'
The door burst in and she said f** they caught me
I woke up face down over the carpet I was droolin'
A circus trainer stepped right up and bought me
And now for a bit of discipline
She said come on everybody
We're gonna turn this whole world round