ECT today my friends ECT today ECT today my friends to help you on your way Treatment! Treatment! The doctor says I'm getting better Less resplendent - more despondent Psychiatry can't be wrong You're all right now but not for long Padded cell today my friends padded cell today Padded cell today my friends Worship! Worship! Get down on your knees and frontals Fasten seatbelts - tighten muzzles Delusions of grandeur - one o'clock fit You wouldn't really read about it
Doctor oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me ECT today my friends ECT today Shikai vado You won't find either anywhere In Highgate Cemetery or Hampstead Fair Doctor oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me ..... Help you on your way Groin me - groin me A nipple bender Screw my head off Change my gender Life is such monotony Without a good lobotomy Life is such monotony Without a good lobotomy