All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your la**es puss.
He'll nick your f*gs take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this twat?
He's a c*nt, he's a c*nt, he's a C-U-N-T c*nt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up co*ks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a c*nt.
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the f**ing puff.
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of crap as well,
Cos basically he's a c*nt.
He's a c*nt, he's a c*nt, he's a C-U-N-T c*nt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up co*ks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a c*nt.
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he f**ed her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of ba*tards,
Basically I'm a c*nt.
I'm a c*nt, I'm a c*nt, I'm a C-U-N-T c*nt,
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
I'm a little dick teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And I wear my trousers back to front
And I fart up co*ks and I'm riddled with pox,
Cos basically I'm a c*nt.
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, a f**ing big fat c*nt.