New Rochelle, New Rochelle
That's the place where the mansion will be
For me and the darling bright young man
I've picked out for marrying me
He'll do well, I can tell
So it isn't a moment too soon
To plan on my life in New Rochelle
The wife of my darling tycoon
I'll be so happy to keep his dinner warm
While he goes onward and upward;
Happy to keep his dinner warm
Till he comes wearily home from down town
I'll be there waiting until his mind is clear
While he looks through me, right through me;
Waiting to say, "Good evening, dear
I'm pregnant. What's new with you from down town?"
Oh, to be loved by a man I respect;
To bask in the glow of his perfectly understandable neglect
Oh, to belong in the aura of his frown--darling busy frown
Such heaven--wearing the wifely uniform
While he goes onward and upward
Happy to keep his dinner warm
Till he comes wearily home from down town