[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty]
A tisket, a tasket, what's in Dirts basket
Three hits of acid hidden in the Chapstick
And some Arabian a** whips
That'll turn your balls into Albania salad
Go play the pepperoni
On the only child unicorn see-through pony
Blow me a kiss
And I'll blow one back in the shape of my dick
[Hook x2: Andy Milonakis]
One, two, we won't f** you
Three, four, better lock my door
Five, six, forget your baby dicks
Seven, eight, I'd rather masturbate
[Verse 2: Andy Milonakis]
I post up in B.H. with all the f**ing palm trees
Your mama's so good that she can palm trees
Why the motherf** do I put up with all these zombies
I pop a perk with the purp just to calm me
There's trannies eating cupcakes in cartoon world
I'll f** a real zebra and a cartoon squirrel
My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm growing dreadlocks
That p**y ain't mine no more; I call the sh** my XBOX
360, getting nifty with my flow, boy
Hit your grandma, she nicknamed me Old Boy
I put the tequila in my tortilla soup
I'm on Target.com, I'm a order me a suit
[Hook: 2X]
[Verse 3: Riff Raff]
Yeah, the strippers topless, c**aine flavored nail polish
Pull up at your college, sell narcotics at your college
50 rags taxing, money not subtracted
Trying to stack my Jacksons, hanging with my Anglo-Saxons
Money stretches, still flexing the self-explosives
Pockets look like deep sea ocean floor aerobics
Cold quotables hide the baking soda inside the German village
Pull up on you artificial fillers, Pepsi cola caterpillar
Pinstripes, gla** china
Made by Sinclair, fistful of Oregon Trail
Stuffed inside the Steve Harvey tupperware, good luck
40K on the princess cuts, get my dick s**ed
Watching Nip & Tuck
[Hook: 2X]