[Verse 1]
Now this sh**'s about to kick off, this contest look wack
Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and drop some singles
n***as bite my style like the apple logo
That's why my pen needs a iPaaaaaaaaaad
Just like the captain of a soccer team I'm 'bout to (kick it!)
They buggin' out on a n***a, call that (crickets)
Man god nose I'm bout to (picket)
You don't like Eye Candy? (stick it)
I don't know what the cop meant (pigment)
I'm about to take control like (Kendrick)
Let's bring it back to that vintage Captain, (b**h)
The art of MCing mixed with da Vinci and Ren Stevens
And I don't mean Louis' sister, (b**h)
Been making slow jamz since the only person that could do it this fast was Twista, b**h
[Bridge]
Kick your shoes off, let your hair down
(lemme go berserk) in your track 7
Grow your beard out, just weird out
(lemme go berserk) in your track 7
[Hook]
We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the A.M
So baby make just like Elza and let it go, let it go
Say f** it, pick it up like Mr. Bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody (lemme go berserk), in your track 7
[Verse 2: Eminem]
Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?
Khaki's pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made 'em just faint
Plus I showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint
So if love is a chess game, check mate
But girl, your body's banging, jump me in, dang, bang-bang
Yes siree, 'Bob', I was thinking the same thang
So come get on this Kid's rock, Baw with da baw, dang-dang
Pow-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow
Got your gal blowing up a valve, valve-valve
Ain't slowing it down, throw in the towel, towel-towel
Dumb it down, I don't know how, huh-huh, how-how
Least I know that I don't know
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid
Hope so, now ho...
[Bridge]
Kick your shoes off, let your hair down
(lemme go berserk) in your track 7
Grow your beard out, just weird out
(lemme go berserk) in your track 7
[Hook II]
We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the A.M
So baby make just like XP and let it go, let it go
Say f** it, pick it up like Mr. Bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody (lemme go berserk), in your track 7
[Scratch]
[Verse 3]
And they say that love is powerful as cough syrup in Styrofoam
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo
With the ugly Victorious girl
Big Sean, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low
Far as hard d** are though, that's the past
But I done did enough Codeine to knock Remo into tomorrow
And girl, all I know is all I know
But I am trying to find a way to get you a-loan (GEICO)
Oh, Captain JackJustice
Got three cell phones the b**hes can't trust me
"Is he cheating on me? Damn he must be
Ï get around more than Jerry Sandusky
Don't be absurd, ma'am, you birdbrain baby
I ain't called anybody baby since North West, (cause she's an infant)
Word, Chris? word man you heard, but don't get discouraged girl
This is your jam, unless you like Jelly
[Bridge]
Kick your shoes off, let your hair down
(lemme go berserk) in your track 7
Grow your beard out, just weird out
(lemme go berserk) in your track 7
[Hook]
We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the A.M
So baby make just like Elza and let it go, let it go
Say f** it, pick it up like Mr. Bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody (lemme go berserk), in your track 7
[Outro]
We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down
So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the A.M
So baby make just like a longnose and let it go, let it go
Say f** it, pick it up like Mr. Bucket
Life's too short to not go for broke
So everybody, everybody (lemme go berserk), in your track 7