[Verse 1]
He be the count of Monte Cristo
Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new rage
Keeps licking all the honey
Chewing up the fat he rakes
Instead of sending to the lions
They cover him with praise
[Chorus 1]
All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!
All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!
[Verse 2]
Down at the epicenter
Things started heating up
Rocking on the Richter scale
[Rocking up the Richter scale]
Swinging in the chariot
Around and around we go
The senators rehearse the tale
Starring in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the back
[Chorus 1]
[Verse 3]
Down at the epicenter
Things started heating up
Rocking on the Richter scale
Swinging in the chariot
Around and around we go
The Senators rehearse the tale
Watch out Caesar, watch out Caesar
[Chorus 1]
Hail[x8]
[Chorus 1]
[Outro]
You need eyes in the back of your head boy
Or you're dead