[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Verse 1]
Oh, this mobile phone, it is a curse
And it makes an awful hole in her purse
With her mobile phone, she gets such a thrill
But her smile disappears when she gets the fill
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Verse 2]
On Sunday it rang in the middle of ma**
And all the children thought it was great gas
Some people thought it was the Angelus
But the priest on the alter was furious
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Verse 3]
Last week, I was courting her in my car
And she was letting me go too far
The next thing, her mobile phone did ring
Just as I was about to put my hand on her...
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Instrumental]
[Verse 4]
If you're looking for a girlfriend, now, you see
My advice to you would be
If the girl that you fancy has a mobile phone...
Don't bother about her, just leave her alone
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Chorus]
Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone
Now we can never have a minute alone
The other night I asked her for a kiss
She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"
[Outro]
"Hello, is this Fenagh double two, double two?"
"No, this is Fenagh two two, two two"
"Ah, I'm sorry for getting you out of the bed"
"Ah, sure, I had to come down and answer the phone anyway"