If God was a woman With long blond hair Would you kneel at her altar And offer her a prayer? Could she be your addiction? Could she make you sin? If God was a woman And you were her man If God was a woman Would you be impressed If she showed up in high heels And a pretty red dress Would you make a donation Or would you draw the line Would you yield to temptation Or savor her wine If God was a woman Would she'd come like an angel Or the devil in disguise? When she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye? If God was a woman If God was a woman Tell me who could we blame Would she make Jesus righteous Or completely insane If God was a woman Would she kiss and tell Would we wind up in heaven
Or would we all burn in hell If God was a woman Would she'd come like an angel Or the devil in disguise? If she left in the morning Would you lose your religion Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye? If God was a woman And you were her man, yeah If God was a woman If God was a woman Would she'd come like an angel Or the devil in disguise? Oh yeah When she left in the morning Would you lose your religion? Would you kiss your faith goodbye? If God was a woman And you were her man If God was a woman If God was a woman, yeah If God was a woman We'd all burn in hell If God was a woman, woman, woman, woman If God was a woman Tell me who would we blame If God was a woman, yeah If God was a woman She'd drive us insane, yeah