I like to...
Party with my peeps
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monte on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest-meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
"Myah see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?"
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
"Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm s**y but I'm hurting
Alright already"
I'm ridica-licka-lous
Like a booger I stick to this
Take a whiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
(Voodoo mambo, chili congo)
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
(Voodoo mambo, chili congo)
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
(Voodoo mambo, chili congo)
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest, keenest, scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a s** symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
"I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can!"
I'm a Latin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
"Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!"
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
"Why certainly, nyuk-nyuk-nyuk"
Get stupid get retarded
Cuz Pest'll get the party started
"Which way did he go, George?
"Which way did he go?"
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
"What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a s**er-bu*t!"
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared (You sit there!)
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Blend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!