I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting "Howdy, neighbor!"
Bobby, go ahead and k** Kenny for me!
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas!
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine