This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cuz you're over zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Ok, smarty, go to a party
Girls are scantilly clad and showin' body
A chick walks by, ya wish ya could s** her
But she's in another world like you was poindexter
Next day's function, high cla** luncheon
Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove
So come on, fatso, and just bust a move
You're on a mission
And you're wishin' someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls, just ugly faces
From frustration, first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But ever dark tunnel has a light, I hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movie's showin', so you're goin'
Could care less about the five you're blowin'
Theatre gets dark just to start the show
Then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says hello
Come sit next to me ya fine fellow
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next, hey, bust a move
In the city, ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says no way
Girls are fakin', goodness sakin'
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic
Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin' on the beach, perpetratin' a tan
So that a brother with the money can be their man
So, on the beach start strollin', real high rollin'
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with something to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move
Just bust a move
Break it down for me fellas
Your best friend ,Harry, has a brother Larry...
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin' you can make it there, if you can
Cuz in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neato, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down, just to start the wedding...
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin', then ya start blinkin'
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feeling really fine cuz the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin', ba** is pumpin'
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Says she wanna dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do, g, bust a move
Just bust a move
Move it boy