[Verse 1 - Tommy T] Now lets get back to the program Hip Hop cliches like, "Yo Man" Ringin in your head like a slogan High five combo to the Low hand You rappers washed up like Lohan Distribute reprimands and clobber Monsters at my Concerts Rugrats on the top sir, spit like toddlers I conquer them then put em in my cobbler Sweet, don't miscalculate ingredients Deviant Sweet girls I can see them scheming sh** Front porch convenience but you Lenient Way too close to my squeaky fence To every colored girl with a white man Tease brothers at parties who like them Boring boyfriends are the movie flight plan Coming down in flames over Iran, God Damn Coffee colored kids begging for beans Raging at machines since I was eighteen Call me an Outkast so Fresh and so Clean And oh so Mean to fake rap teams Quit your day job whatever it might be Rock skinny rap jeans until they ain't tight g Hip Hop don't skip daily and nightly Shine so brightly a suburban Spike Lee at least [Verse 2 - MC Dask] Ya'll should stop feelin bad and get a pity committee Cause Dask has been ripping it up since itty bitty And I ain't ever getting sh**ty, he's pretty witty Bringing things down to the nitty gritty That's why I stay on top of this like a rocket is I'm so sick I began the zombie apocalypse You have no chance of stoppin this So battle? Wanna start up? You'll be another piece of discarded scarred up star dust So it ain't hard to stay developin Rhymes which dwell up in my melon And I'm tellin ya, a microphone felon With not a lot of melanin, Check it I'm master chief who has to blast past the sheep If I counted 'em all I'd be fast asleep for like half a week So ya on occasion when I'm caged in I blaze like a Cajun And amaze men til days end,It's my raison d'etre Betcha, never expect a lecture I wreck ya with rhymes which rock like the sorcerer's stone It's important to know that I'm more Majestic than Jim Carry So ya'll can just get buried Cause you don't know me like a Yes Man
Just stand there and let a True Man Show you real lyricism As you learn to fear his vision [Verse 5 - MC Dask] Yo I'm mad ill like a zombie from 28 days Evocate flames and take names, great claims In fact I'm adjacent to Jason Who's chasing vagrants through vacant places Makin faces out of rappers who choose to use What they have to abuse the rules and to undo this dude But you knew this dude would just f**in come through and bust through the roof Choosin who, needs a better close up like Looney Toons Intense with 10 lenses, cause I tend to end sentences With tense emphasis, ascend fences since I attempt to pay rent with this immense blessedness, and tempt temptresses I'm liable to get a good beat and do a dirty job on it like Mike Rowe Strike like rifles right through the eye hold and ride home Cause life goes on unless stifled, taller than Eiffel tower Have infinite methods and power So in a minute show you why you're second to ours as I leave you weak n dazed Freakin blaze past n phase cats quick cause I ain't Patrick So I don't say jack sh** and that's it, lemme pa** it, a cla**ic [Verse 6 - Tommy T] I cross lines like Mason Dixson, face it, listen T is the nig who yo Ex is kissin Lines and admission is the sh** I'm skippin Comin through with two one two long division If fur is murder my tongue earns felonies Don't get locked up is what my mom's tellin me Ebony is on the block and he's sellin keys Ivory's a b**h and I'm so over jealousy Pebbles create sticks Twigs make boulders You try to swim with that weight shoulders Black and white flow when I'm all in my zone Tone twisting bones on this f**ing microphone Back a then I was focused on dopeness Those kids smoke endo with the SFO click I'm so sick and know this may sound bogus Ever since Hip Hop I have Not been hopeless I'm a fly kid untied to line of a kite trick Myself applied to the device that I rhyme with Exterior mellow fellow Oats like Quaker I rock the mic Tommy T will see you later