We've got the greatest job on earth And we're not even on earth We're orbiting the world, you see Collecting space debris Expended rockets, expired satellites Circling the globe, endangering space flight. We're the guys cleaning up the mess Putting astronauts family's fears to rest. You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy Even a paint chip would take off my arm travelling at orbital velocity Collecting space junk, space waste, space stuff We make it safe for shuttles to fly We're trash men, weightless trash men! Cleaning up the crap you left behind
We got hit by Soviet trash last year From the cosmonauts on MIR - but our worst memory was when we We're sprayed by frozen pee Here's some old bag of toiletries What's in it? sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream And the ashes of Gene Roddenberry Ah! Tom Hanks script from Apollo 13! You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy Even a toenail would cut off my head travelling at orbital velocity Collecting space junk, space waste, space stuff Living the cosmic custodian life. We're trash men, weightless trash men! Scouring space...while trying not to die!