Julie likes to embarra** us in restaurants No matter what she gets it's not what she wants Her steak's too rare or it's too well done Now she's looking for a full refund But she doesn't seem to grasp the way to ask There she goes the centre of it all The life and soul of every one's party whether they like it or not Then she blows hot and cold It's not hard to understand Why nobody likes Julianne It's even worse when we're on holiday I mean before she gets off the plane Julie already has a really bad name And she only has herself to blame After all she's been through half the crew
There she goes the centre of it all The life and soul of every one's party whether they like it or not Then she blows hot and cold It's not hard to understand Why nobody likes Julianne Stick your neck out you get your face slapped Give as good as you get and you give it all back Julie likes to make amends That's one thing to say in her defence She says it's alright we can go out another night She knows she's fair game That's why we all love to hate Julianne Then she blows hot and cold It's not hard to understand Why nobody likes Julianne