VERSE:
Right heres the notes that leave f*ggots in comatose
Glorifying horrors of excess and overdose
But for the most part its my a** thats blowing smoke
Choking on a sandwich with ranch and artichoke
Its not a joke, but i still find the hilarity
Shout out to the dead beat that i never needed anyways
Eyes can't focus, choking out, i need some clarity
Never gave a care when i was recommended therapy
f** it, I'm still the sh** either way
BBC tees, rocking dbz days
Submissively on a constant mission to get laid
So wrapped up in my actions that the bills aren't even paid
Bumping the Hell Hath thumping the ugly ba**
Smothering food in bu*ter then stuffing my hungry face
Stumble for my cheap fossil wallet that i seem to have misplaced
Eyes still blurry from that flirty girls mace
HOOK:
Grab the keys cause im feeling kinda tipsy
f** that, the coppers always miss me
Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll
Said can you wait a minute gurll
Hey babe you know its getting kinda late
Think im gunna stay home and just masturbate
Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll
Said can you wait a minute gurll
Don't be afraid, you know its just a pill
Theres no denying that your a who*e for cheap thrills
Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll
Said can you wait a minute gurll
Tilt your head back put your sungla**es on
Sit down and relax, the high is coming on and
Can you wait a minute gurll
Said can you wait a minute gurll
VERSE 2:
I'm not an okama, but i f** with toriyama
Gallick gun blast outwitted by kamehameha
Plotted out the plan now execute without drama
Haunted in my cause by a crowd of loud kodama
I promise im nerd at its mother f**ing finest
Nintendo 3ds crew neck sweater made by diamond
Red eyes black dragons, asian girl in nylons
Snorting tylenol off of vinyl for excitement
A steady masturbator, chronic women degrader
Slightly overrated, without getting a hater
Only rapping with the shallow hopes of getting paper
Keep it level 3 like Kennedy in baker
But ima
Misfit, dick wit, lipschitz, flip sh**
f** this, my dick, your lips
Cumming at the crest of it, go ahead
s** the rest of it
You might as well take all you've invested in
Directly arresting your development
Like batemen in the station handing himself in
Im selfish, and not embarra**ed to admit it
I horde all you who*es and you're not leaving till im finished
Sipping on cli*oris until it itches
Snitching Bludger balls, watch them spillin like its quiditch
Fidget on the floor you f**ing midget
Cus Am's harder then a pickup line that gets you digits
Biditch
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