I'm looking around for a place to crash
Something simple that hasn't already been trashed
If you let me stay here, I'll mow your lawn
Since I don't have a job, I can party 'til dawn
Quietly here I'll sleep
I won't even make a peep
You won't even know I'm here
Hey, do you got a beer?
Couch surfin'
Couch surfin'
(Woo!) Surfin'
Couch surfin'
It's okay, 'cause I like the couch
I broke your vase and I cut myself, ouch
What do you mean, I gotta leave today?
Well once again, friends, I'm on my way
Slumbering here, I dream
Stayed on for years it seems
As soon as I get a job
I won't live like such a slob
I'm couch surfin'
Couch surfin'
(Woo!) Surfin'
I'm couch surfin'!
Yeah!
Surf!
I stubbed my toe on the kitchen sink
I was just gonna go get me somethin' to drink
My cigarette flew and it couldn't be found
Lucky I didn't burn your whole house down
Quietly here I'll sleep
I won't even make a peep
You won't even know I'm here
Just letting you know that we're out of beer
Couch surfin'
Couch surfin'
(Woo!) Surfin'
I'm couch surfin'!
Yeah!
Couch surfin'
Surfin'
I'm couch surfin'!
Can I crash here for a few days?
I'll mow your lawn if you've got a riding lawnmower!
I'm gonna grab me another beer, okay?
Thanks a lot, man!
I'll pay you back as soon as I get a job!
Couch surfin'
Couch surfin'!