Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules Included in the prize is a pig that goes to school Tiny little broncs that bust Tiny little clowns that fuss Tiny little cattle that ride
And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide Tiny little broncs that bust Tiny little clowns that fuss Tiny little cattle that ride And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show