{spoken intro}
British host: and now it's the glorious bassiness of "superdog," {?} the dog!
{song begins}
(do the dog, do the superdog, do the superdog)
(super duper dog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)
If i was captain kirk, i'd beam your ass off my ship
With your "who let the dogs out?" yip yip yip
'cause i live by the phaser, i die by the sword
I'll put your ass under like montgomery ward
There's one thought on my mind, i spell it capital f
I'm scorching malefactors with my kryptonite breath
I'm gonna get more gold than the new orleans saint
'cause i'm reverend nørb, thе fu*kin' hell i ain't
Do the dog
(do the dog, do thе superdog, super duper dog)
Do the dog
(do the superdog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)
I ain't got a pistol, and i ain't got a posse
It's catch-as-catch-can, just ask ray fosse
I don't like the cops, and i don't like the city
I don't like you 'cause you dance so sh*tty
I drink diet pepsi, i play danelectro
Like my man rodney dangerfield, i get no respect-o
Reverend nørb, if you're talking to me
I spell it capital n-empty set-r-b
Do the dog
(do the dog, do the superdog, super duper dog)
Do the dog
(do the superdog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)
{spoken}
That's right
You just shut your mouth
(do the dog, do the superdog, super duper dog)
(do the superdog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)
Talking with a mouthful of mashed potaters
I'm super bowl two, and you're the oakland radiers
I got ritmo, i'm gonna rattle your bones
Like drinking diet sprites backstage at jenny jones
I got a blue guitar, i got a pet white rabbit
Got a comic book collection in lieu of fancy drug habit
Suplex and a ddt
I write another hit record every time i pee
Do the dog
(do the dog, do the superdog, super duper dog)
Do the dog
(do the superdog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)
Right here, baby
(do the dog, do the superdog, super duper dog)
(do the superdog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)
Homeboy, go pull your peter
Your girlie got dicked by derek jeter
Likewise, throw in the towel
I heard she also got with colin powell
I'm a meat-beating, sweetart-eating, day-glo fantasia
Looking for a girl who looks like carrera-comma-asia
That full moon turn my head around
I like tai-comma-kobe, but i watch her with the sound down
(do the dog, do the superdog, super duper dog)
Do the dog
(do the superdog, super duper dog right now)
Do the dog
(superdog)
You're aluminum cans, i'd cash you in for a fiver
You're sitting on your fat ass watching survivor
I'm the crushed red peppers on a pepperoni pizza
I'm a blend of four cheeses and some mystery meats
A little girlie done asked me if i knew what to do
She wanna take me home because she's learning to screw
I give her open invitation to the casa del geek
There's a make-out party eight days a week
Do the dog
(do the superdog, superdog, do the super duper)
Do the dog
(super duper dog, super duper dog right now)
(superdog)