We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig
And a bucket of beards
Good sideburns we bring
To glue to your face
We got you this chest wig
At a discount wig place
We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig
We wish you a hairy chest wig
And a bucket of beards!