Okay Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons Oh, rapture They swing by their tails With the greatest of ease Those hairy lower life forms We call monkeys They have so much fun When they play in the trees Oh how I love to be one of these So, I'm gonna be a monkey A monkey, monkey, monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey I'm gonna be a monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Would you like to be one too? When one monkey's itchy Another is nice He'll pick from his back
All the Vermine and ice And if he gets hungry He'll shake on some ice And eat the bug without thinking twice Mmm, delicious So I'm gonna be a monkey A monkey monkey monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey I'm gonna be a monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Would you like to be one too? Okay, if you wanna be a monkey You gotta learn to act like a monkey And I've got the know how 'Cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made So watch and learn