Morning glory was the first out the bed
Then I look to my left see this thing with a head
Then I paused, had an itch and then began
I walked down the stairs seen the place in a sham
Everybody on the floor with their clothes off
Drinks on the floors, cigarette bu*ts and unicorns
A bunch of rappers everywhere just like a battle
Sex in the air, but there's always a rotten apple
And then I had a little smile, cause I knew last night things got kind of wild
I don't remember much, to be honest, all I really know is that I can't find my wallet!
Got a couple credit cards and some cash
Look to the right I see somebody baked hash
Everybody all asleep in a daze, the only one awake and then I look in amaze
I see this girl at the kitchen with a pan, cookin' a fancy dish
She was throwing in the ham
I didn't recognize her, but she was cute
Then she turned around, she was flawless to my view
Konnichiwa, my name's Luther. I'm not a villain, I'm a charming little spoofer
She was a goddess something from Japan
The way her hands moved as she touched on the pan
She gave me bu*terflies, I felt like a daisy
I'm not drunk I'm promisin', baby
Can we continue upstairs I wanna talk
I ain't never been there but let's go for a walk
[Hook: Fergus Alan]
We were lookin' for trouble
We didn't know when truble would call
We were lookin' for some busta's to brawl
We didn't have no limits at all
[Verse 2]
As I walked up the stairs, I heard a loud noise from my room in the air
And then she looked into my eyes; she was whispered in my ear
All I heard was surprise. So I did a quick dip
Cause I wasn't tryna spend my summer listening to this
Grabbed my bike and then I went to the door
And on my way out I see this really cute who*e
Feel like a zombie with the high-top fade away
Nikes on my feet with a green hat feeling great
Now I'm feelin' like some donuts, the whole place swagged, everybody tryna bust a nut
Girls everywhere, Fergus on my right
Bunch of lame dudes tryna start a f**in' fight
So I was walking little boogie in my feet
Then I notice blood stains on my Fred Perry tee
Yo fergy smash it up!
Sing a Berry White song in his ear then shut 'em up!
Ridiculous, so effin ridiculous
Everybody still in their PJ's talkin' sh**
So get them out quick, clean the place of Fish & Chips
Spliffs on the floor, parents at the door – sh**
Everyday, Every night
[Hook]