Sometimes, it's hard to be a rapper
Other rappers, putting you down
Well I don't even know who loves me now...
And sometimes, it s**s to be a famous dude
Everybody thinks they know your life
But nobody sees the hurt inside...
Well you're going to try to be the best that you can be
And we all want to be someone
But you can't be me
So be yourself, be yourself, be your mothaf**in self
Don't listen to nobody else
Ahhhhhhahhhaaaaa!
*RECORD SCRATCH*
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
Well I can't be a playa cause i don't play games
My tell-tall tales can not really be blamed
I'd be pretty f**in boring if i didn't blow it out
So f** the proportions, turn up distortions
This rap sh** is boring, i'm trying my best
Through wooden horse sh** to get this sh** off the chest
Sure I had complex's but it vexed the school
Now the cool kids are nerds and the nerds got the cool
When I was young, I was ugly and I got sh** done
Now I have the plastic surgery, I don't give a f**
My teeth got straight, my eye's got fixed
Now I'm done, well-adjusted and I'm bored with the chicks
My rap's s** dicks, I'm spitting second hand semen
I'm decent, I got no reason to wrestle demons
What I really want, is to mal-adjusted again
So when rap sh**, I really f**ing mean what I say
Well how could you really possibly tell if I ever said what I ment?
Or if I just said what i thought was ment to be said?
Or if i just thought what I said was ought to be ment
To be taken with a grain cause i'm so ordinary man...
You'd be bored of me now, and you've got that itch to be scammed
By any hyperbolic hero spilling sh** on demand
This is my misc on scene, and my Faux pasqua
This is my bullsh**
Welcome to the Grand Facade
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
So tell me do you like my video b**hes and my video friends?
Got some some video b**hes back at my video bends
My optic bioptic throught the video lense
I could be living life large but that really depends
Am I a sweatshop knock-off, that is the question
Am I a really me or just an artist's impression?
The result of compulsive negentropic obsession
Believe the belief and you will live forever
Like whatever
I'm as cold as CLU
Checkin' my iPhone while i'm f**ing with you
World's my oyster, got some shucking to do
Eat gold till it pays, to much shopping to do
So, I don my tracksuit, put on my chain
And I go to f**ing work cause I gotta maintain
The image of a young yella asian scum
The trackies look flat cause I got no bum
The swagger looks slack cause my spine it needs a raise
Successive computer use has compacted my vertabrea
That's okay, I don't need my back no more
Pit my swivel chair watch me spin those rims on tour
Dropping in those polls in my office clothes
Ass over nose, yo that's how it i roll
Check my Misc on Scence, and my Faux Patua
You like my bullsh**?
It's the Grand Facade
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY, DO YOU LIKE MY GRAND FACADE?
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING
ALL FAKE EVERYTHING, ALL FAKE EVERYTHING