[Verse 1]
Come on bartender
Won't you be more tender
Give me two shots of whiskey
And a beer chaser
[Chorus]
Love will be the d**h of me
Love is so fickle
It starts with a flood
And it ends with a tr-tr-trickle
[Verse 2]
Come on bartender
Just a little more tender
I ate all your peanuts
Return me to sender
[Verse 3]
I've been too candid
Now I'm barely standing
Just call me a taxi
And prepare me for landing
[Verse 4]
Ooh, you have got to kick me back out
Into the cold and nasty weather
And maybe if I sober up
I will stop pretending that love is forever, love is forever
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
[Verse 5]
Ooh, you have got to kick me back out
Into the cold and nasty weather
And maybe if I sober up
I will stop pretending love is forever, love is forever
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Love will be the d**h of me
Love will be the d**h of me
[Chorus]
Trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle
[Outro]
Come on bartender
Come on bartender
Come on bartender