Joseph and Mary are so bad Kissing in the park, kissing in the park, kissing in the park He practices dentistry without a license But it's alright cause Mary read the books and she's got his back They're saving up for a trip to France Gonna leave the baby with one of the inlaws Just long enough to see the Eiffel tower and bank Wearing a scarf and boots on the airplane The Devil come to Bethlehem With a bible and an alarm clock The Devil come to Bethlehem And he ain't afraid of the dark Joseph and Mary are so sad Singing in a park in Paris, France Reading the news, and the [?] looks bad A pile of empty postcards on their lap Nothing bright to write and nothing good to send Devil come to Bethlehem With a bible and an alarm clock
The devil come to Bethlehem And he ain't afraid of the Dark-ness is less frightening than the Light-ness is less frightening than the dark Joseph and Mary are so Dead Oh it's been years, it's been years, it's been many, many years All their descendants are long buried and gone And their closest blood relative works in a Philadelphia Sears Walking on water in his own bathtub Turning that water to wine Devil come to Bethlehem With a bible and an alarm clock The devil come to Bethlehem And he ain't afraid of the Dark-ness is less frightening than the Light-ness is less frightening than the Dark-ness is less frightening than the Light-ness is less frightening than the dark