[Chorus] I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams Nursing on my gla** teat It was a party, you were s**ing liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker It was a party, you were s**ing liquor On your jacket a VIP sticker [Verse] I peed in my pants and ran down the street Towards Washington Square Park Where you had been beat up You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze The definition of A crazy person is Someone who does the same thing over And over again, while expecting new results I cut off my tongue You started to kiss me Blood trickled down Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever miss me? Don't you ever mince meat? I called up my momma, but I couldn't be sweet, so
I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets Got bitten by a squirrel And stepped on a syringe The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge You said, "Honey?" I said, "Baby?" You said, "Funny." I said, "Maybe." You says, "Hi Honey." I says "Hey Baby." You asked, "Was it funny?" And I say, "Well maybe." Maybe, maybe [Chorus] I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams Nursing on my gla** teat I cut off my hair and went to sleep You were there, in my dreams Nursing on my gla** teat The definition of A crazy person is It was a party, you were s**ing liquor On your jacket, a VIP sticker It was a party, you were s**ing liquor On your jacket a VIP, uh