[Intro]
Here we go again, guys
It's time for your weekly rune bars
[verse]
People who gamble
That's that sh**, I don't like
Flower hosts, making gp
Selling it in real life
Man that's nonsense
That's not the way you play
You plant a Mithril Seed
And then you pray
That you double up your money
So you can pay your rent today
I think that's a little risky
Why don't you come and slay Nex with me?
Dude you used to win all day
But now your money's smelling fishy
And your "Hot and Cold" is getting old
You're just a flower girl and flower boy
Who only joys come from getting gold
Of someone else's lazy ploy
All you do is spam up world 2
Wearing P-hats
Red, white and blue
You think that you're cool
Standing with your crew
Until Jagex bans and sues you
Don't be a stokenut or a Bonbloc head
Stop relying on flowers, blue and red
Why don't you pick up a dragon hatchet
And go cut magic logs instead?
Wait, maybe I'm wrong
I wanna flower host
So I can boast and pretend I'm godlike!
PSYCH!
'cause that's that sh** I don't like!