[intro]
Runescape rap battles of history!
Thok!
Vs
Vannaka!
Begin!
[Thok] (Verse 1)
I am Thok!
Master of the dungeons!
Me no afraid of bald man
Your head look like bunions!
Don't try to fight Thok
My fists you can't handle!
Who want slayer task
From man who look like Howie Mandel
You have a tattoo on your face
And you live in a sewer
Is that a head on your body?
Or does neck have tumor!
You lost battle to your master
Tribal man made you frightened
Then you was exiled
Tell me, how's Tutotial island?
[Vannaka] (Verse 1)
Hey there Thok
You're looking kind of ill
Maybe you heard the news of my little fling
With your sister Bryll
You can't speak proper English
You're just Thor without the hammer
I think you could speak correctly
If you knew how to use grammar
Saying you're so strong
But all I can do is laugh
You're the older brother?
Well Marmaros must be your better half!
And you dress like a barbarian
Maybe your mother's to blame
I'm a real slayer master
You're just the master of a mini-game!
[Thok] (Verse 2)
It's too easy to beat you!
Some say you're a disgrace
Thok had harder time
Pulling sword out of Bone Face!
You need a sword to attack
And a shield to block
When I click bald man it say
"Weaker than Thok!"
[Vannaka] (Verse 2)
You've got a puny cape
I've got a list of my merits
How do you call yourself a warrior
When you're afraid of some ferrets!
I'm a true warrior
Who gives out slayer tasks
Next time I'll a**ign Thok
To the next noob who asks!
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