[Verse 1: Childish Gambino]
I'm the nerdiest rapper ever
I'm wearing a Cosby sweater
And reading Oscar Wilde
While ripping my foreskin to make a washable condom
A bunch of a**a**ins tried to jump me
They couldn't touch me
I rolled off in a yellow humvee
With a bunch of monkeys
My taste buds hate fudge
Plus I'm allergic
I'mma dress up like surgeon
So?
Girls see my dick size
And realize that they can't handle it
I get more sodomy than Tommy Lee & Pam Anderson
My du-rag in my left hand
And my iPod in my wristsband
I get more kicks out of it than Jean Claude Van Damme
My brain isn't working
But I'm on stage with Reggie Watts
So my brain's f**ing jerking
Meaning that I'm masturbating
Understanding my own flow
Open up a window, it stank in here
Because I'm so funky
Yes I get down on the verse
My verse is like a f**in' junkie
Meaning that my verse is h**n
Where's that f**in' h**n
Meaning that I'm a hero
Girl that want to go from one to zero
Meaning that she don't want none
Unless she want a baby, and I don't want sons
I need two in the back, need three in the front
Light up like three blunts and I'm gone
I do I jerk and a whiskey sour
And uh my brain needs to slow down
That's what's f**ing up
I said that's what's f**ing up
[beatboxing "That's what's f**ing up"]
[Reggie Watts]
[Childish Gambino]
[resumes beatboxing "That's what's f**ing up"]